i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
“It’s pretty good for someone like me, who’s the face of the lower-middle-age future,” she jokes. “It’s important to take the work seriously, but everything else that comes with it can be fleeting.”
"I wish that I could, but I’m so close to finishing season one of ‘Damages’, and I made this, like, amazing cashew stir-fry for the week, so I’m actually pretty booked."
Halloween Countdown → Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010)